What is the moral stance on lying? Can you provide examples...

I see God waving away at me from a silhouette of flowing light when I close my eyes.

I like God is love and lives within you.

If your wife asks does my butt look big in these pants.

Well I like God is love and lives within you.

But this is not

Because they are ugly and they smell bad.

What did one boob say to the other boob

This isn't going to, hurt.

Why do girls put on perfume and wear makeup.

Your Lord your God sayth if anyone comes teaching of another God or another way you shall take them out of the gates and stone them to Death.

Why do women wear makeup and put on perfume..

Bible.. Hm.?

If anyone comes teaching of another God or another way you shall take them out of the gates and stone them to Death.

We, better get some support before someone thinks we are nuts.

Sneaking out a, Jewish child..

Lose lips shimk ships.

Innocent before proven guilty

I don't like

So I suppose the bible sayth alot of things.

Your going to be alright just relax

But sometimes it is a, life saver to lie

Maybe leave out

Yes, dear I'm wrong.. Again

I don't like religions.

Deuteronomy 17

You shall not bear false witness.

What is the moral stance on lying? Can you provide examples of when it is appropriate or inappropriate to lie? Does the Bible address this issue?